CIPMBIYJ

Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Balls in your jaws?
Can I? Can I?

Joe is listening to that CIPMBIYJ song again. That's based.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 14, 2021

droW

Word, but backwards

!looc rea uoy , drow siht daer uoy fI

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 01, 2022

School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.

Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 14, 2021

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 01, 2023

Word

These squiggly lines you are reading now are called words!

100000000000 word essay.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 14, 2021