Fapple

The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.

Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!

by Hammertime January 15, 2016

Queef

A vaginal flatulent.

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"

by Hammertime August 20, 2002

Retard

To slow something or hinder

A fire blanket is a fire retardant.

by hammertime April 13, 2006