3 definitions by Hammertime

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"
by Hammertime August 20, 2002
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The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.
Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!
by Hammertime January 15, 2016
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