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Fapple

The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.
Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!
by Hammertime April 25, 2016
mugGet the Fapplemug.

Queef

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"
by Hammertime August 20, 2002
mugGet the Queefmug.

Retard

by hammertime January 6, 2007
mugGet the Retardmug.

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