Definitions by Hamadi Awad

Coonmuv 

A senior citizen strongly committed to non-stop weed smoking. Thus having raccoon-like eyes. Muv, denoting mother-like or authoritative qualities.

That old Coonmuv hit the bong like a champ, greatly impressing younger guests at the party.

Coonmuv by Hamadi Awad May 19, 2025

Porkhole 

A particularly ignorant person who is generally disagreeable and unknowingly foolish. Related to but hole but considered less crass in social settings.

Bob, you’re porkhole dude! Can’t believe you dissed that security guard for no reason.

Porkhole by Hamadi Awad October 4, 2023

Beuwg 

A beuwg is a boring European white guy. Often the opposite of a cool person of cooler. Frequently pale or even ginger. Most beuwg’s come from families who were slave owners in the past. Thus compounding their distastefulness as a social outcast who believes he is in fact cool and hip. Often mansplains to minorities and women believing he is interesting when in fact he’s very boring.

Check out Keith trying to engage those Ethiopian teenagers, they look so bored. They surely think he’s a beuwg.

Beuwg by Hamadi Awad September 27, 2023

Awadi 

An enthusiastic Arab man, friendly, genuine and intriguing. Frequently handsome and dapper. Most often hailing from Egypt but often living in the wider MENA region. Awadi’s are also living in North America often in New York City. Derived from Wadi or creek in Arabic. I this case referencing flowing water being similar to a gregarious personality and attractive demeanor.

A true Awadi, Wasim was the life of the party. Dancing, singing and drinking among his with students.

Awadi by Hamadi Awad September 27, 2023

Euro Shredder 

An American child raised in an upper middle class setting who visits Europe several times between middle and high school. These trips are sold as educational but normally involve drinking and socialized with other euro shredders.

That’s kids a Euro Shredder, it his third trip to Europe in four years.

Euro Shredder by Hamadi Awad April 12, 2023

beadwash

Response to a foolishly false statement. Noted with incredulity.

The captain rolled his eyes at the notion the enemy was withdrawing. Beadwash he said firmly and quietly.

beadwash by Hamadi Awad February 12, 2023

Puntangy 

Sweet, yet tangy taste or even slightly sour, sometimes sensual.

The mango cake had a light, puntangy quality.

Puntangy by Hamadi Awad February 12, 2023