Hallistic Vocal Roach's definitions

The Nicole

The act of spontaneously yelling loudly in class after the teacher announces your name change (to pixi).

"Why was Nicole yelling like a psychopath in IT class earlier?"
"She did The Nicole."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach October 6, 2022

Caggot

A slur for a homosexual person mixed with the word ‘Cool’. Ultimately creating this beautiful word “Caggot”.

That guy is a total caggot, I’d love to take him to bed…

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 11, 2021

Fjart

When Bjork farts, except it isn't called a fart, it's called a fjart.

Daryl: "Bjork, did you just fart?"
Bjork: "What can pass through tree without making rustle of thee leaf? A fjart."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 30, 2022

squickey

Commonly known as the after-effect to "Hoomah". Squickey is the sound that your newborn creates after being launched down the stairs. The sound is a high pitched, squeaky sound that irritates your ear drums very thoroughly.

After she yelled Hoomah, her newborn did a Squickey on the floor.

"God!" She yelled "Shut the fuck up!"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach April 20, 2022

jessphobic

an irrational fear of people names Jess.

"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

hoomah

The act of spontaneously throwing random objects down the stairs for no given reason while simultaneously yelling "Hoomah!".

"Hoomah!" She yelled as she launched her newborn down the stairs.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.

"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022