Hallistic Vocal Roach's definitions

banana Jesus

The act of calling your partner a biblical figure such as Jesus while they knosh on your banana (penis).

"I heard Marcus lost his virginity last night, but I also heard him screaming Jesus, what was that about?"
"Oh, don't worry, he was just getting the banana Jesus".

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022

Fjart

When Bjork farts, except it isn't called a fart, it's called a fjart.

Daryl: "Bjork, did you just fart?"
Bjork: "What can pass through tree without making rustle of thee leaf? A fjart."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 30, 2022

Caggot

A slur for a homosexual person mixed with the word ‘Cool’. Ultimately creating this beautiful word “Caggot”.

That guy is a total caggot, I’d love to take him to bed…

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 11, 2021

The Nicole

The act of spontaneously yelling loudly in class after the teacher announces your name change (to pixi).

"Why was Nicole yelling like a psychopath in IT class earlier?"
"She did The Nicole."

by Hallistic Vocal Roach October 6, 2022

ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

squickey

Commonly known as the after-effect to "Hoomah". Squickey is the sound that your newborn creates after being launched down the stairs. The sound is a high pitched, squeaky sound that irritates your ear drums very thoroughly.

After she yelled Hoomah, her newborn did a Squickey on the floor.

"God!" She yelled "Shut the fuck up!"

by Hallistic Vocal Roach April 20, 2022

jessphobic

an irrational fear of people names Jess.

"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.

by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022