Haley's definitions
The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.
by Haley August 4, 2003
Get the Hailie Jademug. A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.
by Haley June 6, 2004
Get the fangirlmug. by haley December 30, 2003
Get the gobble the goosemug. Sad young mom who can't live with or without her man--come on, we've all been there. She's just turning to all the wrong places for help.
by Haley August 4, 2003
Get the Kim Mathersmug. Look at that bagerto fine-ass Dana is with!
by Haley May 26, 2004
Get the bagertomug. When you have some how become attached to you "Fuck buddy" and you don't know why. You DO NOT want a relationship but you want to be able to fuck at ANYTIME you want.
by Haley May 20, 2004
Get the coochi hangupmug. 