Haley's definitions

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

wastard

wang/bastard, made by ms vicki wang

you are one huge mother wastard

by Haley July 15, 2003

Kim Mathers

Sad young mom who can't live with or without her man--come on, we've all been there. She's just turning to all the wrong places for help.

by Haley August 4, 2003

Hailie Jade

The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.

by Haley August 4, 2003

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

by Haley November 19, 2003

Skank Banger

A male who is attracted females who tend to be overly skanky.

What a skank banger that Ross is!

by Haley November 19, 2003