Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

by Haley November 19, 2003

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 08, 2005

coochi hangup

When you have some how become attached to you "Fuck buddy" and you don't know why. You DO NOT want a relationship but you want to be able to fuck at ANYTIME you want.

Damn, I got the coochi hangup and Bob is out of town.

by Haley May 20, 2004

jaw

A jewish person.

Haley is a HOT bodacopia jaw-mobile that is sixtay sax.

Wha's a jaw?

by Haley May 08, 2004

barnhousetushhead

a really weird annoying person that u hate or a word u say when u want to curse but ur around lil kids or overprotectiive parents

oops i spilled oh barnhousetushhead or omg she is such a bitch u know that lil barnhousetushhead

by haley February 14, 2004

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 09, 2003

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004