Haley's definitions

poochie

a pharse you use when you are talking to a loved one or a lover.

orginally from adina wagner.

just kidding! i love you poochie!

by haley August 14, 2004

fangirl

A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.

Beatles Mania.

by Haley June 6, 2004

bagerto

An ugly boy who gets a lot of action.

Look at that bagerto fine-ass Dana is with!

by Haley May 26, 2004

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

coochi hangup

When you have some how become attached to you "Fuck buddy" and you don't know why. You DO NOT want a relationship but you want to be able to fuck at ANYTIME you want.

Damn, I got the coochi hangup and Bob is out of town.

by Haley May 20, 2004

jaw

A jewish person.

Haley is a HOT bodacopia jaw-mobile that is sixtay sax.

Wha's a jaw?

by Haley May 8, 2004