Haley's definitions

Skank Banger

A male who is attracted females who tend to be overly skanky.

What a skank banger that Ross is!

by Haley November 19, 2003

skeeze

skeeze, skeezed, skeezing; to steal or the act of stealing

that hoe skeezed my man.

by haley March 4, 2005

Kim Mathers

Sad young mom who can't live with or without her man--come on, we've all been there. She's just turning to all the wrong places for help.

by Haley August 4, 2003

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

jaw

A jewish person.

Haley is a HOT bodacopia jaw-mobile that is sixtay sax.

Wha's a jaw?

by Haley May 8, 2004

barnhousetushhead

a really weird annoying person that u hate or a word u say when u want to curse but ur around lil kids or overprotectiive parents

oops i spilled oh barnhousetushhead or omg she is such a bitch u know that lil barnhousetushhead

by haley February 14, 2004

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003