Haley's definitions

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

Ciarra

a girl who likes it rough, and is easily addicted to huge penis!!

Man, i just masturbated to a hot pussy...she must be a CIARRA!

by Haley April 14, 2005

slut-a-muf

a slutty bitch that skeezes on other peoples men.

That slut-a-muf stole my man and now im'o push her head through a wall

by haley May 13, 2005

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004

kissh

n.
"kiss" when spoken to a girlfriend who is mad at you because you've probably been out thinking with your dick again.

"Aww, baby, lemme just kissh you goodnight at least!"

by Haley December 17, 2003

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005