Haley's definitions

heck yes

hell yes, with a more g-rated and warmer tone that makes the phrase so much better.

"hey, are you going to that show next weekend?"
"HECK YES I AM!"

by Haley February 3, 2005

Hailie Jade

The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.

by Haley August 4, 2003

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

by Haley November 19, 2003

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 8, 2005

SlutBucket

1. Word meaning hoe, slut, whore, tramp, or prostitute, etc.
2. A yearning for a female sort...any flavor your heart desires.

"Yo man, up sor a bucket o' slut?"
"you bet i am, Melissa flavored too! that girl is finnneee and tasty!"

"Ey slutbucket, who YOU fucken?"

by Haley May 4, 2004