Haley's definitions

chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

by Haley April 5, 2007

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

wastard

wang/bastard, made by ms vicki wang

you are one huge mother wastard

by Haley July 15, 2003

Skank Banger

A male who is attracted females who tend to be overly skanky.

What a skank banger that Ross is!

by Haley November 19, 2003

skeeze

skeeze, skeezed, skeezing; to steal or the act of stealing

that hoe skeezed my man.

by haley March 4, 2005

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003