Haley's definitions

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

woo hoo

Term used in Sims 2 as Safe Sex

" I really want to Woo Hoo with that hott guy!"

by haley February 15, 2005

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

kissh

n.
"kiss" when spoken to a girlfriend who is mad at you because you've probably been out thinking with your dick again.

"Aww, baby, lemme just kissh you goodnight at least!"

by Haley December 17, 2003

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

jaw

A jewish person.

Haley is a HOT bodacopia jaw-mobile that is sixtay sax.

Wha's a jaw?

by Haley May 8, 2004