Haley's definitions

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

heck yes

hell yes, with a more g-rated and warmer tone that makes the phrase so much better.

"hey, are you going to that show next weekend?"
"HECK YES I AM!"

by Haley February 3, 2005

Hailie Jade

The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.

by Haley August 4, 2003

Uber Dork

Haley Simone Smith. (Yes, fools, thats the definition)

Haley, youre an Uber Dork

by haley March 8, 2005

Indy L

Is the sexiest Mofo in the world! If you see him Bang him if U Get A chance!,Hes a sex God!!!!!!!!!!!

I really wanna fuck Indy L!

by Haley February 22, 2005

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

Tikan

Ganker of alliance.
Hated by many.
Loved by little Night Elf whores.

Let's just get this quest item an.... fuck, that was so fast it was a Tikan!
::Respawn::

by Haley February 20, 2005