Haley's definitions

wastard

wang/bastard, made by ms vicki wang

you are one huge mother wastard

by Haley July 15, 2003

chain check

When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.

Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.

by Haley April 5, 2007

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005

SlutBucket

1. Word meaning hoe, slut, whore, tramp, or prostitute, etc.
2. A yearning for a female sort...any flavor your heart desires.

"Yo man, up sor a bucket o' slut?"
"you bet i am, Melissa flavored too! that girl is finnneee and tasty!"

"Ey slutbucket, who YOU fucken?"

by Haley May 4, 2004

kissh

n.
"kiss" when spoken to a girlfriend who is mad at you because you've probably been out thinking with your dick again.

"Aww, baby, lemme just kissh you goodnight at least!"

by Haley December 17, 2003