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Ripafart

To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.
Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!
by Halevi June 3, 2015
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Wankcoholic

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.
-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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Reburpberation

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.
-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!
by Halevi February 4, 2015
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condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.
Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!
by Halevi January 8, 2019
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Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.
-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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