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nog

1. n. semen

2. v. to cause semen to be ejaculated, e.g. by masturbation of the penis.

3. v. to ejaculate semen onto or into a person.
by Hal Jackson May 17, 2006
mugGet the nogmug.

slopping

/sláhp-iŋ/ v. the condition when a woman's breasts rest halfway down her torso, as opposed to higher up on her chest.
Whoo, that Samantha Power sure was slopping today at the UN! She either needs to get a new bra, or get some work done.
by Hal Jackson September 24, 2013
mugGet the sloppingmug.

ladick

/láy-dik/ n. Oversized labia which resemble the form or mass of a penis when viewed through clothing.
Eleanor has a ladick. It's really unattractive, and must contribute to the greater smell of her oon.
by Hal Jackson April 25, 2010
mugGet the ladickmug.

sna

/sna/ n.; snow; a colloquialism for snow, said as an exclamation.
Sna!

Person 1: Come look, it is snowing.
Person 2: Sna!
by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010
mugGet the snamug.

fee fee

/fí:-fi:/ or "fee-fee"; v. to investigate something by touching or probing in some way with a finger or hand and then smelling your hands as well as the object that is smelled.
1. Chimpanzees are well known for the way that they fee fee each others anuses as well as their own.

2. I want to fee-fee that cake to see if it is any good.

3. Fee fee my dunghole.
by Hal Jackson May 22, 2007
mugGet the fee feemug.

dünss

dünß n. suicide; onomatopoeic representation of sound of gunshot
R. Budd Dwyer made dünss on live television.
by Hal Jackson November 15, 2011
mugGet the dünssmug.

spee

spee –v: to digitally stimulate an orifice in the manner in which one might use a dial telephone, i.e. in a broad circular stroke.
Spee my asshole.
by Hal Jackson September 29, 2010
mugGet the speemug.

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