vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom December 24, 2005

redefiner

A person who constantly redefines other people's submissions in the Urban Dictionary.

I posted a new entry in the Urban Dictionary and some redefiner posted the same definition under me.

by Hackermom November 09, 2005

unleaded

Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...

Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?

by Hackermom December 04, 2005

Unleaded

Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time...

Waitress: What can I get you?
Customer: Coffee..
Waitress: Leaded or unleaded?

by Hackermom November 15, 2005

caffeinated

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

by Hackermom November 10, 2005

Donut

an exhaust flange gasket

After I replaced the donut, my car passed inspection.

by Hackermom November 15, 2005

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom January 01, 2006