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shambler

The fucked up monster that scared the crap out of you in Quake 1.
Tum tee tum, I'll just walk down this corrido....ARGH WTF IT'S A SHAMBLER OH DEAR GOD *zzzzzzzzzzzap*
by haze January 14, 2004
mugGet the shamblermug.

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.
John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!
by haze January 17, 2004
mugGet the turd twistermug.

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.
<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>
by haze December 30, 2003
mugGet the phpmug.

ass-hat

A device used to retain faeces in the anus. Comes in a variety of colours and brands, and can be used to stash faeces in readiness for a "Turd Twister".
Wear your ass hat with pride.
by haze January 17, 2004
mugGet the ass-hatmug.

counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.
Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?
by haze January 3, 2004
mugGet the counterstrikemug.

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king
1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!
by Haze July 20, 2004
mugGet the Shiftymug.

mafk

That girl is one sexy mafk!
by HAZE February 7, 2013
mugGet the mafkmug.

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