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Definitions by HaNnAh

slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".
I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.
slap clinic by Hannah July 17, 2004

Deaconing 

The art of impersonating Joey Deacon, popular in British playgrounds in the early 1980s following the 1981 Blue Peter appeal. Includes sticking the tongue under the lower lip, thrusting it forward, contorting the arms, and grunting Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh and so on. Often used to exaggerate the effect of insulting someone by calling them a Joey or alternatively Deacon.
Mmrumm nrgugh urhmmh mrulhh ugh
Deaconing by Hannah July 11, 2004

aw fucking nausty 

It's when something is dirty or naughty.

(Chris Anthony says this alot...he's really hot n I wanna BANG him!)
I was up in his bedroom and I don't even know his name...

response: aw fucking nausty
aw fucking nausty by Hannah July 10, 2004

Quinn Allman 

The fucking hottest thing Ive ever seen in my life and hes extremly good in bed!
"Quinn Allman is a hott father and I want to suck his cock"
Quinn Allman by Hannah June 30, 2004
A kick arse band *from the kick arse country of England* who in fact *surprise surprise* HAVEN'T and I repeat HAVEN'T packed in at all because I have reacently been to a concert of theirs...
Faster the chase, Neptune, Underdose, Firefly
InMe by Hannah June 28, 2004

mexican mariachi man whore 

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.
"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

jizz muffin 

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.
1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!
jizz muffin by Hannah June 27, 2004