HUNTER's definitions

Land Beast

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

by Hunter May 5, 2005

Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

by Hunter May 5, 2005

pinske

A word meaning "I'm Great", often followed by the phrase "Praise Me"

Damn! My friend is a right Pinske when he plays the guitar

by hunter April 26, 2005

srcabumpous

a universal meaning can be used only as a noun.

That dirty scrubumpous sucked my dick wilst I rubed my balls!

by Hunter May 8, 2003

C.T.

another term for physco bitch also commonly used to describe the behavior of one as bitchy

"Shut Up i hate you"
"WOW you dont have to be al C.t about it

by hunter February 7, 2003

cap

to shoot someone in the knee cap.

If the bitch comes around I'm gonin' cap him.

by hunter July 19, 2004

Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901

This natural phenomenon has been around since the dwarven days of old. When two men desired anal they would conjoin there anus's and one partner begins by defecating. Once the fecel matter has penetrated the parallel anus the sphincter reacts and takes in the feces and mothers it as if it were its own. Once the anus has acquired its new bounty it relieves its self back from whence it came. Once statrted, the petpetual anal motion can not be stopped or disturbed by any means or this very act would be defying god himself and all life would end.

The Perpetual Anal Motion Postulate Therum Vol.1 Revised Addition Platinum Anal Series Copyright 1901 can perpetuate in my cavity any day.

by Hunter October 23, 2004