Butt

1. Verb - to press up against or to jostle.
2. Noun - the end part of a rifle or shotgun or machinegun that rests against the shoulder or pectoral muscles to increase stability during firing.
3. Noun - the part of a human being that knows wind and earth. The buttocks and anus of a person.
4. Noun - the recipient or target of a joke.

Ever since Father O'Malley was caught butting that butt into that young choirboy's butt, he has become the butt of many cruel jokes.

by HMB April 11, 2003

kickpebble

A term to denote mild disappointment, embarrassment, or even just simple boredom in a text environment.

Taken from children's cartoons, where a character down on his luck or with nothing better to do might sigh and kick a pebble down the street.

AC: So how'd your date with the girl from Beijing go?

HMB: It was okay. She's really nice, and we went around and saw some cool places in the city. But she lives pretty far away so...

AC: Yeah, long distance relationships could be tough.

HMB: Yep.

AC:

HMB:

AC:

HMB (breaking the silence): *kickpebble*

by HMB August 08, 2009

Predator's face

(noun) Euphemism for a somewhat intimidating looking vagina, especially one with curved pedipalpical hook-shaped teeth and an Ozzy Osborne hairstyle. Not usually considered an aphrodisiac.

"I heard that the Governor of California only got his job because of his onscreen performance in giving the Predator's face a good licking."

by HMB November 23, 2003

ladywood

1. (horticultural) A perennial bud found in moist valleys, amidst ferns, and which like to nestle up against redwoods.
2. (anatomical) A perineal bud found in moist valleys, amidst pubes, and which like to be jostled by redwoods. A clit.

1. and 2. "For Valentine's Day, do something special. Give her LADYWOOD."
~ failed marketing ploys of HM&B corporation.

(First heard in NBC's Will & Grace)

by HMB February 10, 2004

Hitler tash

Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.

So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:

a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.

I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.

Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.

Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".

If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?

by HMB December 28, 2008

xx

In shorthand 2-D fighting game notation, this stands for "cross up" or "cancel". A cross up is a move wherein the fighter launches an aerial attack that flies just over his opponent's head and clips him on the neck. Sometimes called a "neck hit". Quite effective but a little tricky to do. A cancel is a move that a fighter launches before a previous move is over.

M Bison can use a good cancel in the combo: Lv2 Knee Press Nightmare XX Fierce Psycho Crusher

Geese Howard can chain a good cancel in the combo: Crossup Jumping Forward, Standing Short x2, Standing/Crouching Fierce XX Deadly Rave (before last hit), Standing Short, Standing Fierce, Forward Jai-i-ken.

Scary, isn't it?

by HMB July 05, 2004

pretentiosity

The state or act of being pretentious - affecting an air of superiority or culture where none truly exists.

"The latest discovery of Jane Austen's unprinted masterpiece, 'Pointlessness and Pretentiosity', brings together the dramatic cycle with a fitting juxtaposition of anagnorisis and perepetaea, providing the quintessential climax and denouement if you will, to a genre that is already fucking full of shit to be honest."

Siskel and Ebert, "Two-Birdies-Up Film Reviews"

by HMB March 27, 2003