HAzE's definitions

vagitarius

The astrological sign of the vagina.

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.

by Haze March 9, 2005

ditchill

Work colleague of Heeley's mum, who goes down to the docks, and whores hmself out to fund his gragarious crack habit.

Yo ditchill, how much yo' cost?

I'm cheap, sailor boy.

by haze February 2, 2004

klaymen

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.

... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....

by haze March 23, 2003

ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1

Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"

by Haze March 23, 2004

mafk

motherfucker

That girl is one sexy mafk!

by HAZE February 7, 2013

counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.

Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?

by haze January 3, 2004

php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.

<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>

by haze December 30, 2003