klaymen

A stupid little inhuman creature that featured on ratemypoo.com as the #1 log!!! It has known to have canalbalistic tendancies, eating shit and recycling his own waste.

... and klaymen stuck his hand in the toilet and ate his own....

by haze March 23, 2003

butthawk

Marques D tried to be clever, but then spelled many words incorrectly. For this, I salute you.

Diarrhea*
Speech*

"My nemz Marques and I am haf not got teh spelinz"

by haze December 30, 2003

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004

gernast

Really really realllly disgusting

That girl has some gernast gerpappies on her face. and her pussy stinks too.

by Haze March 09, 2005

vagitarius

The astrological sign of the vagina.

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.

by Haze March 09, 2005

Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king

1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!

by Haze July 20, 2004

mafk

motherfucker

That girl is one sexy mafk!

by HAZE February 07, 2013