Definitions by HABBY PLOPPER

Ian

A pretentious prick who uses his friends to get laid, then ruins their reputation to get even more laid until he dies of several STD's unknown to mankind.

"What happened last night?"
"Ugh Jeff was being such a fucking Ian!"
"Sorry bro."

Ian by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Duck Fuck 

When one is so desperate for sex they fuck a duck.

"Hey bro how was last night?"
"I don't know bro, it was a dry duck Fuck."

Duck Fuck by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Wankgardium Leviosa

A spell from the wizarding realm used to masturbate or "wank" oneself without using your hands, it also provides a floating sensation.

Harry walked in to Ginny Wankgardium Leviosaing herself.

Wankgardium Leviosa by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022