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From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.
Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
by H.T.J March 28, 2005
Get the squit mug.- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
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- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
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- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.
by H.T.J March 26, 2005
Get the officiate mug.a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
by H.T.J March 3, 2005
Get the mum mug.One of those Vegetarian, Lesbian types, who eat chicken 'n' fish, but claim to be a vegetarian, and they have strong opinions on everything, like fox-hunting or ANYTHING else that doesn't concern them. Not only that but they're all hypocritical, minge-munching losers, with names like Charisma, Faith or Moonbeam. OH, oh, and they all pronounce they're name differently.. like instead of stefani, it's STEFarrny! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Charisma: I'm a vegetarian, except for chicken and fish!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!
Faith: Me too! But I like fish when it's minge!
Charisma: Me too!
STEFarrny: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!1111 LOLZ! OMG! BRB! WOTEVA!
by H.T.J November 19, 2004
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