squit

From the Native American name; pronounced squi*-tee. Means to produce a squeeky shit from one's rectal cavity that leaves one feeling satisfied yet drained...and stinky.
Policeman: Could you describe the man?
Victim: Hmm, medium eyes, blue build, patch other each eye, no nose, smells terrible and he let off a squeeky shit whilst anally violating me with a bag of mini eggs.
by H.T.J March 28, 2005
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homortified

From Chuck Lorre Vanity Card #130
The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass.
Bert was so homortified by the skin flick he was forced to use his imagination.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
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Gamer's Hand

Caused by over-gaming. The most common cause is hand-held consoles, the most prominent now being the awkwardly designed Nintendo DS. It causes the the hand to cramp up while attempting to play videogames.
"Now to play some 'Super Mario 64 DS' ...arrgghh... my hand! ..it won't move! AAAH LOOK AT ME! ...don't look at me... Loo~ook at meeee...
by H.T.J June 25, 2005
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yo gee

Originally from internationally renowned homosexual "Gareth Sutton"'s popular expression "Yo Dee". It was used in the albeit derogatory context of attracting the attention of passing australians; but now, a bastardization has emerged in the form of "Yo Gee".
Guy: YO GEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee: MOOVVEEEMEEENNTT!! AAARGRGHH!! YO DEE!
by H.T.J April 04, 2005
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doorgasm

-From Chuck Lorre Vainty Card #130
The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had casual sex with finally goes home.
I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.
by H.T.J April 07, 2005
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