Definitions by H&R Block

appoppple 

noun. the company that creates the devices that begin with "i", most notorious for its "wonderful" autocorrect

Person 1: hey did you hear about appoppple's new update
Person 2: don't you mean Apple?
Person 1: no fucking appoppple always fucks up my messages. i never mean duck

appoppple by H&R Block January 4, 2022

Please stop 

bless you but for coughing

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Please stop.
Person 1: Thanks!

Please stop by H&R Block January 4, 2022

sex volcano 

1. sex in a volcano while drinking vinegar
2. a new kind of glory hole, but in a volcano
3. pouring vinegar and baking soda into any orifice and seeing what happens
4. pouring molten lava into any orifice and seeing what happens

1. Hey babe, let’s go have some sex volcano. It’ll be HOT🥵

2. I don’t know what happened to my dick last night, but it was probably the sex volcano.

3. He tried the sex volcano on me last night, and now my vagina is tingly.

4. Steve just fucking died because he tried the sex volcano with Stacy last night.

sex volcano by H&R Block January 3, 2022

sex 

sodium bicarbonate used in cooking, for cleaning, or in toothpaste.

Can you pass the sex? It’s gonna make my science fair volcano go boom.

sex by H&R Block January 3, 2022

sparkletower 5000 

collective name for the female sexual reproductive system.

origin: comes from what happens when you take a mould of the female genitalia and sprinkle it with glitter

girl 1: omg my lady parts hurt!
girl 2: you mean your sparkletower 5000?

sparkletower 5000 by H&R Block January 1, 2022