virgin lips

someone who is me.

I haven't kissed anyone before and I really don't give a fuck!!!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 23, 2004

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gigolo

Vanity Smurf

Vanity Smurf sleeps with the other Smurfs. He's definite gigolo

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

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dollar store

Not including Crawfordsville, IN's Your Dollar Store With More, which is by far the best dollar store around, dollar store is just that... a place where you can buy things for a dollar. These things normally break after a week or so, especially their crappy toys.

The Dollar Store's slogan should be 'Cheap in quality, cheap in price.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 21, 2004

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metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 09, 2004

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