5 definitions by Guy Snyder
Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind
by Guy Snyder November 14, 2014
I used to like to check Urban Dictionary's word of the day until it turned into Liberal Dictionary. Ok we get it, you dont like Trump.
by Guy Snyder November 13, 2016
The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.
Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.
by Guy Snyder September 16, 2014
by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016
A feeling of extreme affection toward a person, usually a romantic interest. Similar to the sensation of swallowing a large amount of peanut butter. Including trouble breathing, pain in the chest, and trouble taking.
Allen: What's wrong Jeff, you look pale?
Jeff: Oh man, Tiffany is coming this way. She gives me that peanut butter feeling.
Jeff: Oh man, Tiffany is coming this way. She gives me that peanut butter feeling.
by Guy Snyder August 18, 2014