snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

error

when something goes wrong
usually used with anything to do with computers
occors a lot on any microsoft based operating system
especially on a programming language invented by sun microsystems
particularly when you are on a deadline

you have got a redundant someshit error on line 24.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

Gotey

Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.

abbe gotey hey ki nahin?

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Cock

Short form of a shuttle-cock, used to play badminton.

Phrases commonly heard during badminton practice include
1) Pay attention to the cock
2) Pass me the cock
3) Smash the cock
3) Did you get a cock?
4) Give the cock back
5) The cock was on your side
6) This cock is mine
7) This cock spins a lot
8) this cock is worn through, go get a new cock
9) Whack the cock as high as you can

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.

Know Balan? He has such a blahg.

by gunkglumb May 02, 2006

funda

From the root 'fundametal' this is slang for the underlying principle in something usually complex.
Usually used in place of 'secret' when enquiring someone about their sex life, their recipies, their smooth hair, their popularity et cetera.

a: what is the funda of a cryogenic engine?
b: solid fuel, you dumbass

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005