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Definitions by Gunkglumb

vada pav 

Vada pavs are unhygienic, spicy, mostly indgestible, dirty but tasty foodstuff that no true mumbaikar can resist. Vada pavs are made by placing cooked potatoes fried in vada batter (vada) in the middle of bread (pav). This is the number one source of indigestion for college going children. The vada pav is a close relative of the dhabheli.
Biswajit ate five vada pavs for a dare once.
vada pav by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

Carthage 

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.
Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.
Carthage by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.
abbe gotey hey ki nahin?
Gotey by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
I got a pack of baloons today for the party.
Baloon by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.
head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next
blog by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

polycoolist 

A person that uses the word "cool" in different variations of spelling, inflections and meanings.
kool, cool, qool, kewl, qewl etc. Go permute
polycoolist by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005
Another name for Satan, Lucifer means the carrier of light, and appears frequently in occult prayer books. Lucifer is adressed in the black mass. Lucifer is usually seen as a gorgoylish creature of a lesser stance than god, unlike the devil.
Lucifer is also the physical manifestation of Satan on the surface of the earth.
Hey cool, I know what Lucifer means now.
Lucifer by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005