Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

fundu

Something both fun and cool. Something that will pass your time in more or less useful entertainment.

Let's go to that new ice-cream place, it's rpetty fundo.

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

popping the cap

slang for cirumcision

some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

error

when something goes wrong
usually used with anything to do with computers
occors a lot on any microsoft based operating system
especially on a programming language invented by sun microsystems
particularly when you are on a deadline

you have got a redundant someshit error on line 24.

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

high funda

Used with respect to a person or a bunch of people to indicate a greater level of sphestication in them.

a: the hang out at that cofee shop every single day.
b: yeah, their crowd is pretty high funda.

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005