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asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.
www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
mugGet the ascomug.

ready to blow

(adj.) Ready to explode.

(adj.) A woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
mugGet the ready to blowmug.

chamone

Michael Jackson's way of saying "come on". Best examples are in the bad video.
chamoooooooone, mutha fucka!
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
mugGet the chamonemug.

ICBM

Inter-Continental Ballistic-Missile.

Warheads developed during the cold war with ranges up to and including 7,000 km. Part of the arsenal for both sides, although the west had signifanctly more. They were designed to be nuclear equipped and used only in the "final conflict" between the ideaologies of east VS west. Death row won, I think.
No matter how many ICBM's the US had, it has a far more concentrated population, and since the people didn't live in shit, they would not leave their homes unless they were fo' shizzle gonna get their asses friend.


Face it America, the Red army would have kicked the shit out of you.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
mugGet the ICBMmug.

fucking cocksucker

Triple-insult used when someone wants something and time is of the esscence.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the fucking cocksuckermug.

Creed

What's with the imitators here? Why are people using my name to say shit about creed? WTF is going on with these donky schlong suckers?
Madi- fuck you

Everyone else- fuck you

Gumba Gumba (the other prick posting as me) - fuck you. A lot. Very hard. Where do you live?
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
mugGet the Creedmug.

You and your hemorrhoids

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
mugGet the You and your hemorrhoidsmug.

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