Gumba Gumba's definitions

american car

A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.

Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm


The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

myth

A story based on a collection of actual happenenings that are all accredited to one person. The actual events may have taken place hundreds of years apart when researched.

Robin Hood is the greatest myth of all. The events were based on numerous people, hundreds of miles apart, who lived hundreds of years apart. They are mostly based on 11th century charactor Robert Hood, and they also include robert of locksley etc.

by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

stones

1) Shorthand for the Rolling Stones.

2) plural of stone.

3) Multiple people who are stoned. An uncontrollable mispronounciation.

"Mick Jagger is a member of the stones"

"I threw stones at the cats"

"Yup, weis all stones rights now!"

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

the devil incarnate

(n.) The epitome of evil. Usually, this is used to describe someone elses' opinion. The devil incarnate is not to be confused with the antichrist, who is defined separately in Rev. 13 v.18

He thinks bush is the devil incarnate. Goddam am I tired, I should get off the computeer.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

christ

1) Jesus Christ

2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.

Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday

Guy2: Christ!

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

kiss and tell

(v.) To sell ones' story about a sexual liasons with a famous person, describing them so that the moronic readers/listeners/viewers can imagine what fucking a celebrity is like.

she does kiss and tells.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

quick buck

(n.) A lump sum of cash recieved instantly for selling out

Good Charlotte realised they suck, so they sold out and made a quick buck

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004