Gumba Gumba's definitions

Greatest videogame charactors

Here is my revised list. Disagree with me and you are wrong. Get over it.

NUMBER) PROTAGONIST ; SERIES

1) Duke Nukem ; duke nukem
2) Solid Snake ; metal gear
3) Shao Khan; Mortal Kombat
4) Tank Commander; Quake
5) Mr.t ; Rocky
6) The undertaker ; WWF/WWE games
7) Lara Croft; First tomb raider only, they made her really sappy and retarded after that.
8) Liquid snake; metal gear solid
9) Xiahou Dun; Dynasty warriors
10) Guy from doom; Doom
11) Nemesis; resident evil
12) Vercetti; GTA
13) Purple Satan; Hexen (what youmean you never played it? Best doom clone ever!)
14) Venerable Uncle Fu; GTA (the first one, in case you wonder which)
15) Knucles; Sonic the hedgehog
16) Tal'set; Turok
17) Teflon Mike; Roadrash
18) BD Joe; Crazy Taxi
19) Team Lard bombardier; hogs of war
20) Chris Redfield; resident Evil

In addition, here are the worst three

3) Gordon Freeman ;half life
2) Konoko; Oni
1) Raiden; Metal gear solid

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

milkman

Someone involved in the delivery of Milk. Good, creamy milk.... mmmmmm

Drink dem milk - Mr T

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

yuo is teh suck

Lame, over-used 1337 for 'You suck'. Used when someone's attempts to be inpressive fail miserably.

If you had to look this up then YUO is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

cut the cheese

(v.) To fart.

Who cut the cheese? Oh, nevermind, Elitist just walked in the room.

by Gumba Gumba May 12, 2004

non-lethal weapon

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

I'll be back

Three of the seventeen words Arnold Schwarzenegger utters in the sci-fi classic 'The Terminator'. Said in a deep and emotionless voice (in an Austrian accent) to a police officer, before the menacing Robot returns and ploughs a car into the police station, thus gaining access to the area he was forbidden to enter.

Voted to be the greatest catchphrase of all time by movie critics, and also said in the sequels to the movie.

"You'll have to wait, sir"

*Arnie looks over counter, then stares at the policeman*

"...I'll be back...."

by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

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560 definitions, 555 opinions.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004