Definitions by Gumba Gumba

magic trick 

Pulling a rabbit out of one's anus.

I pulled a magic trick with flopsy and poopsy.

magic trick by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

tommy gun 

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.

Tommy gun up yo ass.

tommy gun by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

ratard 

A word I made up that now means someone who resembles a rat (big teeth etc.) and who is stupid.

Andrew Bray, you're a ratard... MASTER SPLINTER!!!!!

ratard by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

retarded antelope 

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

retarded antelope by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

faking it 

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.

Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.

faking it by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

ass handed 

1) someone who shoots shit from their hand


2) someone that sits on their hands

3) When someone challenges a far superior force and loses without a single high point. The superior force will act as if it is business as usual, and will not gloat about their victory.

The fucktard in the corvette got his ass handed to him by a mini-cooper when he dared drive his yank tank on tighter european roads.

ass handed by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

muntee 

A Monkey

look at the muntee

muntee by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004