Definitions by Gumba Gumba

ss 

Standard Swallow, British motorsport company founded by Sir William Lyons in 1927. In 1936, made the SS100, a top sports car of the day. After world war two, obviious political reasons warranted a change of name to Jaguar.

A Jaguar SS100.

ss by Gumba Gumba March 26, 2004

M5

The ultimate road version of BMW's popular 5 series. The M stands for Motorsport. Capable of a swift 155mph, it can outrun most other cars within it's price range while carrying multiple passengers.


Just so you don't get fooled by the other definitions, the M5 was built to rival Jaguar's XJ sport and XJ exec. BMW aren't in the same league as Mercedes-Benz sales-wise.

That M5 tore <random american trash> a new assole.


OMG my vette lost and the wheels fell off! I need an M5!

M5 by Gumba Gumba March 24, 2004

f1 

Formula one. High speed races involving the most aerodynamic cars on the planet. Dominated by Ferrari for a long time.

Also, The McLaren f1. A powerful supercar, that can turn (no, your crotch rockets can't do that properly, can they? ^_______^) and is not bought for racing against lame bikes that sell because of PROJECTED top speeds (the tomahawk would fall apart anyway) that cost 10% of the price.

Here's an idea- put your tomahawk crap in some European streets and see how long it lasts. European streets are narrower than american streets, and the superb handling of the f1 will work wonders, while the tomahawk will be doing three-point turns to get around corners, fucktards.

f1 by Gumba Gumba March 24, 2004

winston churchill

The right Hon. Sir Winston Churchill.


See Churchill

no example

winston churchill by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) 

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.

Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

pow

Prisoner fo war. Enemy civilians who are captured and detained fro the duration of the conflict, or until a ransom is agreed.

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."

--Churchill

pow by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

0987654321 

The series of numbers appearing on screen if one presses the keyboard numbers in right to left fashion.

If you a reading/defining this, you must be really stupid


I am really stupid.

0987654321 by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004