Micra

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses
My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.


It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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hell in a handbasket

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.
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ANC

African national Congress, a terrorist organisation working in coalition with Fidel Castro, and headed by nelson mandela. The aim was to end apartheid and institutionalised racism in south africa and neighbours. Unliek most terrorist organisations, they intended to kill as FEW people as possible and instead destroy government offices whilst unoccupied. Also, when thier goals were achieved they threw thier weapons into the sea and lived in peace.
The ANC were probably the only terrorist organisation of recent years that could claim to be Freedom fighters
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dumpster diving

1) breaking and entering with intent to steal for people who cannot do it

2) where your stolen goods came from should a cop ask
Nice Computer/ ferrari/ nasa space rocket, where'd ya get it? Someone stole one last week from the computer store/ferrari showroom/ rocket luanch.


dumpster diving!
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phone sex

With A's ear pressed firmly against the headset, and B's penis pounding their headset, person B's penis will majiklee enter the head of person A, giving them, quite literally, a mindfucking experience.
T O T A L H E A D F U C K is teh fonezseckz
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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rash

To ride a crotch rocket in a high speed race, with crashes and arrests a-plenty. The term is derived from the "rash" left on the ground as the wheels screech across it during the turns.


Also refers to rasher doing wheelspins on one's genitalia because you fucked his girlfriend.
OMG!!!!111!!!22!! Rasher gave me std through bloody anal rape!
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(Simile) Bleeding excessively.
This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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