Gumba Gumba's definitions

aston

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

sweedish

1) Something of Sweeden

2) A setting liek the stereotypical sweeden

6ft 4 naked blonde chicks playing in the snow is a very "sweedish" thing.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

Religious zealot

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

the power of christ

Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

teletubby

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC

You fucking teletubby!

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

nine inch nails

Band that despite no longer being the centre of attention in the metal world, continue to rock, and rock well.

I am led to believe that Trent wrote the song "hurt", performed by Johnny Cash.

you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

you let me complicate you

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

no offence

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"

A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004