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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

neo nazi 

A modern day nazi. Many neo nazi's are nazi simply for the sake of being nazi. They hate everyone, but focus that hatred on the people who do not look like them and those with non WASP religions. Neo Nazi's tend to be either complete idiots who carry out acts of terror (See combat 18, Blood & honour) or repressed intellectuals who have been held down mainly by the enemies of nazism, and feel that they should join the nazi cause for a better life.

Neo Nazism lacks the political influences of traditional nazis. Neo nazism is strongest in Germany, where many neo nazi's flock to pay homage and attack the synagogues. Because of this, some German synagogues have armed gaurds.
It is a sad thing that neo nazism exists. The main differences between neo nazism and traditional nazism is that traditional nazi's thought they were making a better world, and neo nazi's are here to make it worse without cause.
neo nazi by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
Action powerhouse movie starring slyvester stallone about a Vietnam veteran who is forced out of a town. Using his advanced military techniques, Rambo manages to fight off the entire police force of a few towns utilising his bare hands, a dead cow, and a machine gun with seemingly unlimited amunition.
"You might have superior numbers, but I'm rambo!"



"Oh shit!"
rambo by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
Inside electrical implements, you will find a fuse. To prevent massive power drainage that occurs from short-curcuiting, the fuse will burn through at a certain capacity.
The fuse is blown. Get another because I'm too stupid and lazy to check the electrics of this kitchen appliance.
fuse by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

roulette 

Casino game where a ball is thrown onto a spinning horizontal wheel. The wheel has numbers on it 1-32. The numbers are either black or red.


Punters can bet on either the ball landing in the space of a colour (Black or red- 50% chance) or a number (1-32, 3.125% chance). Obviously, returns for betting on a number are mcuh harder. After the process of doubling up had been founded, the wheel was changed to add a 00 number. Should the ball land here (3% chance) Then the house wins and everyone who placed loses their money.

See also Russian Roulette
Observing the houses' hand signals to the hot chick, gumba cleaned house at the crooked roulette table.
roulette by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

18+ corner 

A corner in a videostore for people who can't get a decent girlfriend(one that costs you a lot of money, whores don't count) and have to jerk themselves off to get them to feel good.
Go to a videostore...
18+ corner by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Llorret de Mar 

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.
Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner
Llorret de Mar by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

doubling up 

In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.

Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.
Dice throwing for cash-


Place £1 starting bid on number 3


you lose!

£2 bid on number 3

you lose!

£4 bid on number three


you win!

£4x2= £8 gained

£1+£2+£4= £7 lost


Total win is your startign bet.


OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.
doubling up by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004