Gumba Gumba's definitions

piece of piss

(adj) Easy, not difficult. (Mainly British)

Beating this game is a piece of piss.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

mayhem

Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack

he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

cor blimey

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

duke nukem whenever

A nickname for videogame duke nukem forever, based on the fact that 3d realms are waiting for a real nukewar before launching it.

For over nine years, they've been making this game. Expected in 1997, then a few years later, now the end of the year.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

10 songs for driving

Want to drive fired up? Want to start some goddam road rage? Need pumping music to get you driving your car like you stole it? Look no/a lot further than this, Gumba's personal driving favourites.


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The top three songs comprise an actual list, as well as some of the other songs here. The rest I forgot, so here goes. Remeber, this list is mostly my personal opinion, and you may not like some of the songs, especially any clichés

10)Rocket Queen- Guns 'n' Roses
9) Drag the waters- Pantera
8) Battery- Metallica
7) Hallowed be thy name-Iron Maiden
6) The memory remains- Metallica
5) Straigh outta compton- N.W.A.
4) Necropedophile- Cannibal Corpse
3) Raining blood- Slayer
2) Orgasmatron- Motörhead
1) Firestarter- The Prodigy

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

spice girls

The ultimate display of what marketing and image can do. No matter how lame your music is, you can still become multi-millionaires after two easy years of mimes, songs written by someone else, and constant publicity stunts.

Props to the spice girls, they ruined the music industry but are so fuckin' rich...

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

18+ corner

A corner in a videostore for people who can't get a decent girlfriend(one that costs you a lot of money, whores don't count) and have to jerk themselves off to get them to feel good.

Go to a videostore...

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004