fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.

GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

drop point

The place where narcotics will be left for pick-up. Known as dp.

The dp is your house.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

licence to print money

(n.) A highly profitable business.

Those who bought into the McDonalds franchise years ago have found they now have a licence to print money

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

cor blimey

An expression of surprise or gratitude. See cockney

Cor blimey guvneh! Eis given me a monkey!


If I eva catch that little sod, cor blimey, I'll kill em!

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

piece of piss

(adj) Easy, not difficult. (Mainly British)

Beating this game is a piece of piss.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

mayhem

Norweigan metal band. Famed more for stabbings than music


count grishnack

he's going to do some mayhem style shit with that knife

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004