Definitions by Gumba Gumba

necropedophile 

(American spelling)


To indulge in sexual activity with the cadaver of a minor, or any corpse that stopped moving before breeding age.


Also a death metal track by cannibal corpse

you're going to be a necropedophile

necropedophile by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

bently 

Retarded way of spelling Bentley.

A Person Very Rich That Has A Bently With A Refrig In The Back Seat With % TVs!!

A person With A Bently!!


Meesa dumb shit!

bently by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

escort 

A ford motorcar, that despite being loathed has obtained something of a legacy. Usually cheap and easily modified. A nice birthday gift for someone under the age of 15 who wants to joyride arounf town

Drive it like you stole it.

escort by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

fitch 

What you tell swiss dogs to do after throwing a stick at them.

okey, fitch, lassie-adulf! No, fitch, like fire-clapper.

fitch by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

tyre 

The part of the car that touches the ground. need never be replaced as tread is covered with furry animals that crossed the road at the wrong moment.

Tyres are made of squirrels, bunnies, rubber, and occasionally deer.

tyre by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

flan 

Light desert that everyone eats.

Everyone likes flan.

flan by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

sex doll 

A plastic doll in which certain points of intercourse are altered, see below example.

Undressing- taking it out of the box

Foreplay- blowing it up

Eating out- eating a pizza and accidently dropping it on the doll

penetration- doll keeps deflating, so add some foreplay

afterfucking ciggie- burning a hole in the doll and packaging it to be sent to a hated person.


Feeling dirty- priceless!

sex doll by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006