Definitions by Gumba Gumba
onward christian soldiers
(Phrase) Shouted when someone starts marching around like a soldier because they're pissed at soemthing. Annoys the angered party with church music.
a: You shit your pants or you normally walk like...
b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!
c: onward christian soldiers
a: marching as to war!
b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!
c: onward christian soldiers
a: marching as to war!
onward christian soldiers by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
the dog ate it
An excuse for homework not being done, that is not as good as "I heard you were pregnant so you wouldn't be in to collect it" or "my father has dysentry and we can't afford toilet paper"
I dropped bacon grease on my 4500 word essay and the dog ate it, except the conclusion, which is a black page.
the dog ate it by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
dutch courage
(n.) An alcoholic beverage had before an unpleasant task. The fact that britains' second empire and the Netherlands' first rose at the same time caused a great deal of tension between the two nations (though never real animosity like there was with France) and when they joined in temporary naval alliances they noted that dutch sailors took thier alcohol allowance just before battle, whereas the Royal Navymen drunk throughout the day.
dutch courage by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
The first world war
By name, World war I, by historical fact, the seven years' war, which saw the formation of the British Empire and of the current United states eastern border. it was a mere two decades after this that the 13 colonies separated from Britain, the first lands not lost to another europower.
The first world war by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
asteroid impact
(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.
Nuclear weapons (SC18)
asteroid impact by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
american victories
It's funny, brian, you talk about neville Chamberlains' idea of appeasement, yet you neglect the practical "attack me" sign the us put on its' back after the japanese nerve testing excercises such as on the panay.
american victories by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004