Gumba Gumba's definitions

in your own time

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking advantage of there being no time limit for a task to be done.

Oh don't worry Bary, in your own time. Maybe I can just call work and tell them I won't be in monday, tuesday...the whole damn week!

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

0987654321

The series of numbers appearing on screen if one presses the keyboard numbers in right to left fashion.

If you a reading/defining this, you must be really stupid


I am really stupid.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

nick

Slang (mainly Brit.)

1) A police station

2) Jail or Prison

3) To steal

1) I spent last night in the cells at the nick

2) Wansworth nick

3) I nicked a mercedes.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

cockfaggot

(n.) An overly happy and annoying camp man who is extremely intimidated by one who asserts his penis is large by kicking the crap out of him or even just shouting him down.

you fucking cockfaggot, butt licka.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"

I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

be disgusting

(v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties.

Stop being disgusting


Don't be disgusting


He's being disgusting

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

gunholster

(n.) Either of the womans' two lower orifices, where the 'gun' is put.

(v.) To put the gun into the vagina or anus of a female.

What a nice gunholster!

I'll gunhoster you!

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004