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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

so ten minutes ago 

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.
a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl 

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.
This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

wouldn't last a heartbeat 

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.
Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

bonny scotlun 

(n.) Scotland as pronounced by the natives. Died out in the 20th century, and is now a phrase used to mock scottish people.
thi bumfluffe o bonny scotlun, tootan arami. Kappa trackies.
bonny scotlun by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

the crying game 

(n.) Sick ass movie about an IRA man feeling guilty for a British soldier he allowed to die and comforting his girlfriend. However, when Fergus and Dill are getting it on...watch the movie.
Mayor Quimby: The chick in the crying game is really a man


Crowd: boo!


Mayor Quimby: I mean...man, was that a good movie

Crowd: yay!

crying game

(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man


(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.


Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.
a: why so glum, chum?

B: Jenna told me that she is really a he

a: OMFG you got crying game'd


or


I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.
crying game by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004
(v.) A gathering and exchanging of information about prospective clients. This informatiion is passed on to junk mailers, telemarketing comapnies, spammers and anyone else on the payroll of some rich company.
Harvesters roxx0r j00 boxxx0r. Spam yummy.
harvest by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004