one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

excorcism

When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.

The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.



"The power of Christ compells you"

by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004

war cabinet

(n.) A group of angry old brits complaining about the price of tea and mumbling about the good old days. Based on the war cabinet, a group of old brits who....etc.

heh, check out the "war cabinet" over there.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

fat cunt

1) Vagina with big pussy flaps.

2) Insult used to express utmost hatred.

"She has a fat cunt."

"Get out of my way before I ream your ass, you fat cunt"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

sasser

What urbandictionary staff put on this definition.

You now have the sasser virus, go to symantec or whatever they're called.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

fore

A warning to fellow golfers that a ball is headed in thier direction and that they should duck. Also yelled before someone starts shooting up a building where there are people not considered to be targets.

"Fore!" said the golfer before the ball hit the guy putting on the green at the seventh got hit.


"Fore!" Cried the cops as the light up a house with hostages inside.

by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004

the syph

See syphillis or syphilis

Yo mama got the syph

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004