Gumba Gumba's definitions

im

1) (n.) "Instant messanger"


A programme, usually downloadable for free, that allows people to chat in real-time. Many have integrated features such as file sending, two player games, pictures and drawing boards. They are basically an evolution of electronic mail that allows people to get closer to each other. The most popular IM programmes are aim, msn messanger, yahoo IM and icq

2) To use 1) to contact another user of IM's.

3) Mis-spelling of I'm.

1) I need to get a better IM

2) IM me tonight.

3) OMG IM GAY!!!!!111!2!ONE

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

yoko

See Yoko Ono. Second wife of John Lennon and said to be the cause of the break-up of the Beatles when in fact she just happened to be there. See Yoko syndrome

Yoko looks strange.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

sad

1) Unhappy

2) Of a miserable state and unenviable lifestyle.

3) Acronym.

Seasonal
Adjustment
Disorder

Medical condition pulled out of the ass of a phyciatrist as an excuse for bad parenting, without saying it.

Little tommy isn't doing shit in school because he has SAD. He does not like daylight savings bullshit, and therefore, spends his time in school beating off to his teacher's fine ass.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.

kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

float

(v.) For the founding members of a business to sell thier shares as a public limited company. While this brings in extra revenue, it means these people lose a little control over thier company.

I'm going to float the company next year.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

toboggan

Sexual act where the "butch" isgiving some to the "bitch" from behind while near a slope. The butch will then knock her arms away to 'ride' him/her down slope. If the bitch is sitting on the butch, and his back is near the slope, he/she may push him back to ride.

oh yeah... that's good *punch*


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Chelski

What English Premier league club chelsea have become known as since Roman Abramovich, a russian valued at over £7,000,000,000 took them over and gave them £100,000,000 to buy players over the summer of 2003.

Vee go to lundoon tu si chelski play fore vee get the drunk.

by Gumba Gumba May 22, 2004