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Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.
The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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Get the fitch mug.That one where homer has a dream and there's a talking coyote
The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.
The one where homer has his mouf shut. k thanks.
by Gumba Gumba June 4, 2004
Get the d'oh mug.(n.) The sin of onad, of scattering ones' seed upon the ground.
This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc.
This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that God does not exist (that is a separate matter)
This sin, although rarely mentioned in name, seems to be the cause of hatred for many atheists. This ancient is actually no longer recognised by most Christian churches, and a growing number of Jewish synagogues. The reason it was introduced was not actually because of "some stupid religious thing about scaring kids into not beating off" as many active atheists may try and tell you, but a way of encouraging population growth. The new testament, the last part of the bible, was completed within a century of Jesus' death. The 'old testament', that is, the 'Jewish' section, and also used by Islam was completed before that. At this time the expected lifespan of a person was around thirty years, unless they were kings, religious leaders, upper classes etc.
This meant that people were generally having more kids to keep the population afloat. Not having children was seen as a waste of ones' seed. Masturbation was therefore discouraged by making it sinful (it harmed the population along with makinds' future). Although not strictly enforced, circumcision was the order of the day to prevent this, because it was no major crime, nor was it practically enforceable. Because fo the dropping death rate of recent centuries, especially the twentieth century where the expected life has almost doubled, it comes as no surprise no-one cares about this sin, except the anti-christian brigade of 13-year olds who 'know' that God does not exist (that is a separate matter)
people such as ayb should learn about this shit before claiming God is a ceation to extract money and prevent mass debating
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
Get the onad mug.Eighties British slang for a gang consisting predominatly of Jamacians, or those of Jamacian descent. Usually yardies work in large groups and favour torture to anyone who says anything against them. Their downfall is their rash decisions, inability to handle the police democratically, and thier general disorganisation when compared to larger gangland groups. Yardies, though many, tend to share a distrust for anyone outside their own gang, and are often drawn into gunfights or knife battles. Charactorised by excessive jewellry, puffer-jackets, baseball caps and screeching accents.
Usually violent and easily lured into losing their monies through misadventure.
Usually violent and easily lured into losing their monies through misadventure.
by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004
Get the yardie mug.Bland czech beer that really defines cat piss. An example of how americanization and advertising can over-come the fact it is approx. 0.0000000000000001% alcohol.
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