Definitions by Gumba Gumba
act of God
(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped by better maintanance. A legally accepted term in many countries
Telegraph pole falls down during a storm and crushes your house, car and kills your family? You can't sue the company that put it up, act of God act of God!
act of God by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
2000 in Roman numerals.
MM by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
filthy colonial type
White people in the united states, Canada, Austrailia or Africa. So called because they were the rejects of Europe, kicked out because they were religious nuts (yanks), drunkards (Canucks), criminals (strines) or greedy prostitute nazis (afrikaaner). This term is used by europeans to remind colonists that they are scum, and are below europe.
You there! Yes you, the filthy colonial type with a hat on. Take a bath, and get your hand off your sisters' tit.
filthy colonial type by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
parallelogram
A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.
Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...
parallelogram by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
kill the lights
kill the lights by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004
ready to blow
The bitch wouldn't shut the hell up so i could watch TV. I was pissed, ready to blow pissed. It was at this time I noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so I pacified her with an erect cock. Shut her yapping for a while.
ready to blow by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004