Gumba Gumba's definitions

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

HMB

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

terms of address

1) You and your sluts.

Derogative term of address for a group to the dominant person. It implies that the person cannot find any better company than cheap sluts who will hang with anyone.

2) You and your hemhorrhoids

Derogatory term of address that implies the party is suffering from an embarrasing medical condition.

"You and your sluts are in deep shit"

"You and your hemhorrhoids better get the fuck outta my way before i ream your asses!"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

long streak of piss

(n.) A tall, skinny person. Usually in the legal proffession.

Lawyer: Listen to me, we can't...

Guy: Shut the fuck up you long streak of piss

by Gumba Gumba May 16, 2004

Prussia

A kingdom which used to exist west of Russia, in what is now Northern Poland. It merged with Germany under Baron Otto Von Bismarck

Prussia was an enemy of France.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

snot

Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.

A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!



B: You idiot!

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004