Definitions by Gumba Gumba

small penis syndrome

Term used for people of an envied lifestyle who do not seem to desrve it. Used by jealous little fags with penis size similar to or less than average. This term is always used by the poor, the scrawney, the obese, the ugly, the stupid, the ignorant. Never used by people who respect that the size of theirs is nothing short of monstous- people like that don't need to assume everyone cool is making up for it.

GUY1: That dude has a ferrari.
GUY2: He has small penis syndrome.

small penis syndrome by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

one hit wonder 

Term for a band/group that has one breakthrough hit that people remember after usually years of making underground music. They may try to luanch more chart-friendly songs on the back of their one song that will fail to have any impact. Will fade back into obscurity within a month only appearing for the odd television appearance.

The ultimate one hit wonder were Los del rio who inspired a massively popular dance to go with their catchy song; La macarena!

Los del rio were making music for over 20 years before La macarena became a hit.

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena

Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

A-Hai!

one hit wonder by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

A franchise that reached world-wide popularity circa-1990. The charactors were four mutated turtles that were the size of humans, crave pizza, talk and have expert martial at skills, learned from a similarly mutated giant rat... Master splinter. Their sworn enemy was The Shredder, or "Shreadhead"/"metalmouth".

I used to watch this before school every day 14 years ago.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Schwarzenigger 

Derogatory slang for a black person involved in bodybuilding.

"Heh, look, it's schwarzeNIGGER doing a bench press, go ask for his autograph."

Schwarzenigger by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Nuremberg 

A series of war crimes tribunals held 1945-49 against conspirators of world war II, mainly fascists. Today used for comparisons to modern trials where many people stand accused for well-documented crimes.

The trials that brought down -crime syndicate x- were like Nuremberg.

Nuremberg by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

scat girl 

Female willing to involve herself in sexual practises known as scat

Yo mama a scat girl.

scat girl by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

win-win 

A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.

If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.

If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..

win-win by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004