Guck Messiah's definitions

Gucking

Gucking is the action of moving your index and middle finger in a bicycle-like motion inside of your rectum, peddling your fingers to remove excrement when constipated, this action is typically used by persons named Miguel

“Miguel got caught Gucking in the bathroom by his grandma”

by Guck Messiah November 14, 2025

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Buffin

The act of buttchugging a muffin and spitting out the wrapper.

Yo! Did Josh just buffin that muffin?

by Guck Messiah February 19, 2026