Definitions by Guck Messiah

Fazjuice

A nectar aquired from only the finest establishments, some may say it is “just a regular Fanta” but it is a beautiful bottle of Fanta with Freddy Fazbear’s face on it.

Nate Nate: Dude I just drank your last Fazjuice
Masso: Are you fucking kidding me Nate they don’t make those anymore

Fazjuice by Guck Messiah May 19, 2026

Gout

A medical condition that is acquired after you guck, dock and buff a muffin all within a short period of time, you will know that you have caught gout when you cum chalk.

Nate has been cumming straight chalk I think he has gout.

Gout by Guck Messiah May 19, 2026

Buffin

The act of buttchugging a muffin and spitting out the wrapper.

Yo! Did Josh just buffin that muffin?

Buffin by Guck Messiah February 19, 2026

Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

Sloppy Pizza by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Gucking

Gucking is the action of moving your index and middle finger in a bicycle-like motion inside of your rectum, peddling your fingers to remove excrement when constipated, this action is typically used by persons named Miguel

“Miguel got caught Gucking in the bathroom by his grandma”

Gucking by Guck Messiah November 14, 2025