"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
Get the Pouring a Guinnessmug. Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
Get the Trouser Sneezemug. by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
Get the playing with her lightswitchmug. I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.
by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022
Get the Schlommug. A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019
Get the mega gruntiemug. A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.
"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019
Get the gruntesquemug. by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
Get the tweetiesmug.