"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
A spontaneous and frenzied sexual intercourse (or attempt thereof) without awareness or concern if sexual engagement is successful.
By the time he got his pants off he was already thrusting randomly in a rage of pure humph-a-dumph-dumpher
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.
"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019
by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019
I lashed out on some upmarket satin sheets for the occasion only for him to schlom all over them when I pulled out.
by Gruntie Stevie June 19, 2022