Nitty Gritty

Sticking your big toe into a vagina.

Susan was thrilled when Bigfoot showed up to the party because she knew it would be the best nitty gritty she's ever received.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.

Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

Weenus

The act of inserting an erect penis into another man's pee-hole.

Johnny had to gauge his pee hole out for weeks before he could fit Billy's boner in there and weenus all night.

Typically considered fifth base.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

pee spaghetti

Putting raw spaghetti into your pee hole and leaving it there until it softens. This process can be more timely if you have a buddy to put the other half of it in his so your dicks "lady and tramp". A master chef can even make lasagna.

"Bone" appetit!

It's all you can eat pasta night so Johnny and Paul were up all night preparing pee spaghetti.

Pro tip: put a little olive oil in the dick hole so the pasta isn't sticky!

by Grundle Thunderbird June 30, 2017