GroceryClerk's definitions

Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Rona Bona

When your vaccine nurse is hot/handsome as hell.

You see the nurse?
Total gave me a Rona Bona.

by GroceryClerk April 13, 2021

One Upper

That person who has to be better at everything. Even when they shouldn't want to.

"I remember once as a child I accidentally killed a squirrel."
"Aww that's nothin' bro. I used to kill animals all the time."
"Really?! What the hell is wrong with you freak?
"Oh you think you're disgusted in me? You should see how disgusted I am at me!"

A One Upper

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Trump-ed

When someone keeps redirecting or completely change the subject in order to Bitch/complain/make fun of Donald Trump.

"He is just a complete Asshole. I don't understand how any sane thinking person could vote or even support this buffoon. I mean, what has America come too?"
"Uhh... So do you want fries with that or not."

Trump-ed

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.

"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

Netflix and Spill

When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.

"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016