Griffin's definitions

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Reamed

To Ream, to annihilate the ass-hole of your sexual partner while performing anal sex.

After I reamed her ass last night I feel L337 as hell.

by Griffin December 12, 2004

sko

abreviation for "let's go", usually accompanied by a head nod in the direction of the door.

"S-K-O, what's that spell"
"what?"
"'sko!"

by griffin October 20, 2004

fergo

fergo, v.

To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.

fergo-ing, g, The act or instance of fergoing.

He really likes to fergo.

I nearly threw up when I saw him fergoing.

by Griffin July 22, 2004

Stewie Griffon

Just want to let you know it's spelled Griffin, not Griffon.

Hi, I like to spell things wrong, like Stewie Griffon.

by Griffin May 11, 2004

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004