Griffin's definitions

herbosexual

Somebody who has a (sexual) affinity with plants; a tree humper

"The herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak."

by Griffin May 13, 2005

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004

Stewie Griffon

Just want to let you know it's spelled Griffin, not Griffon.

Hi, I like to spell things wrong, like Stewie Griffon.

by Griffin May 11, 2004

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

wages

A butchering of the original word "wages" (way'-jez). Often made by Latin students who believe all g's shouldn't not be pronounced like j's.

"The wages are incredible... I mean wages... With a soft g..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Welsch

Big and gay, normally describing one's penis.

I love the big, dangly, welsch cock.

by Griffin March 16, 2005