Definitions by Greg Goenczi

female intuition 

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

female intuition by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

Erlection 

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.

1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*

Erlection by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008

Hillarygasm 

Being so excited about how she does that you feel sexually stimulated during the whole TV spot.

News: "And there we have California where the two Democrat delegates are neck to neck... Who's gonna pack the Orange Country?... and here we go... the winner is..... Hillary Clint!"
A- Aaaaaaggghhhh yeessss
B- What's wrong with you, man?
A- *Gasping* Nothing, really... I've just had a huge Hillarygasm...

Hillarygasm by Greg Goenczi February 28, 2008

laughing cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them laughing cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

laughing cigarettes by Greg Goenczi September 26, 2007

peel the dutch 

to roll a Cannabis joint.

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)

peel the dutch by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

lauging cigarettes 

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them lauging cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

lauging cigarettes by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

tricky cigarettes 

Cigarettes with Cannabis/Weed inside, mixed with tobacco. It lacks the filter and has a piece of paper rolled in the shape of an S instead. Often referred to as joint or funny/laughing cigarettes.

"We were about to give up on the party when a black dude in an orange Ralph Lauren polo joined us and handed out some tricky cigarettes. 15 minutes and we all loved the place"

tricky cigarettes by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007