Hillarygasm

Being so excited about how she does that you feel sexually stimulated during the whole TV spot.

News: "And there we have California where the two Democrat delegates are neck to neck... Who's gonna pack the Orange Country?... and here we go... the winner is..... Hillary Clint!"
A- Aaaaaaggghhhh yeessss
B- What's wrong with you, man?
A- *Gasping* Nothing, really... I've just had a huge Hillarygasm...

by Greg Goenczi February 25, 2008

laughing cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana, or Weed rolled up in the form of a cigarette, but there's no smoke filter just a piece of paper in the shape of an S not to block the way of smoke, which makes it quite easy to pick out :)

"We were chilling on the beach wasted when Greg dropped in the idea of smoking another stick of them laughing cigarettes. - Noone really went against so we did so"

by Greg Goenczi September 13, 2007

seisure

Another spelling of seizure. Wikipedia says: A seizure is a temporary abnormal electro-physiologic phenomena of the brain, resulting in abnormal synchronization of electrical neuronal activity. It can manifest as an alteration in mental state, tonic or clonic movements, convulsions, and various other psychic symptoms (such as déjà vu or jamais vu). It is caused by a temporary abnormal electrical activity of a group of brain cells. The medical syndrome of recurrent, unprovoked seizures is termed epilepsy, but some seizures may occur in people who do not have epilepsy.

"She said,
Help me I think I'm havin a seisure!
I said, 'I'm high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt' (Let go!)
'Would you calm down you're startin to scare me'"
Eminem - Mushrooms lyrics (My Fault)

by Greg Goenczi August 29, 2007

peel the dutch

to roll a Cannabis joint.

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)

by Greg Goenczi August 29, 2007

tricky cigarettes

Cigarettes with Cannabis/Weed inside, mixed with tobacco. It lacks the filter and has a piece of paper rolled in the shape of an S instead. Often referred to as joint or funny/laughing cigarettes.

"We were about to give up on the party when a black dude in an orange Ralph Lauren polo joined us and handed out some tricky cigarettes. 15 minutes and we all loved the place"

by Greg Goenczi August 29, 2007

female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 02, 2008

Erlection

An erection related to the elections.
1.) When one's so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can pass him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) When one's not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.

1.)
A: ...Anyway, I haven't seen you in ages, how's everything goin'?
B: Will you excuse, mate, I've eavesdropped something about Hillary on CNN

2.)
Girl: Heyy, boo, I'm so in the mood for a little romance... *hugging&kissing* Why dont we take this off, baby?
Guy: *mumbling* Obama, Obama, Obama, Obamaaaaaaaaahh *He just had an erlection and a Hillarygasm one after the other*

by Greg Goenczi February 25, 2008