An event in which various women of all styles, sizes, and ages are offered in one location. Like your local food establishment offers an all-you-can-eat food buffet, a slutfet offers a great variety of bitches to do with as you please. A slutfet can usually found at frat houses, strip clubs, college parties, and whore houses.
Dude 1: Hey man aren't you tired of the same types of girls coming over here to party?
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
by Great Seany November 27, 2011
Another, more offense term to describe a man's nutsack. The roundish, droopy skin holding two semen engines.
Brett: Saw you leave the bar with big booty Julie. Heard she gives great bj's how was it?
Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
by Great Seany January 20, 2017
Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.
Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
by Great Seany October 01, 2017