An event in which various women of all styles, sizes, and ages are offered in one location. Like your local food establishment offers an all-you-can-eat food buffet, a slutfet offers a great variety of bitches to do with as you please. A slutfet can usually found at frat houses, strip clubs, college parties, and whore houses.
Dude 1: Hey man aren't you tired of the same types of girls coming over here to party?
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
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Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
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by Great Seany November 27, 2011
Get the Slutfetmug. Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.
Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night?
Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.
Joe: Shitty.
Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.
Joe: Shitty.
by Great Seany February 9, 2017
Get the Hot lattemug. A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.
Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.
by Great Seany April 25, 2016
Get the office bodymug. A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.
Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....
by Great Seany October 1, 2017
Get the Whisker Smoochermug.