Definitions by Great Seany

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

Dick in the door by Great Seany July 5, 2016

office body 

A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.

Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.

office body by Great Seany April 25, 2016

Slutfet 

An event in which various women of all styles, sizes, and ages are offered in one location. Like your local food establishment offers an all-you-can-eat food buffet, a slutfet offers a great variety of bitches to do with as you please. A slutfet can usually found at frat houses, strip clubs, college parties, and whore houses.

Dude 1: Hey man aren't you tired of the same types of girls coming over here to party?

Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!

slut whore house rager

Slutfet by Great Seany November 27, 2011

You're sweet 

An extremely offensive term used to degrade some one other than yourself. Similar to "you're cool," You're sweet is intended to irritate and provoke the recipient with obvious sarcasm.

Bob: Hey Chuck, sorry but I just drank all of your beer.

(This irritates Chuck)

Chuck: You're sweet bro, you're sweet.

You're cool sweet cool irritate provoke

You're sweet by Great Seany November 27, 2011