Great Seany's definitions
Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
Get the Tortilla Hipsmug. A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.
Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
by Great Seany June 3, 2017
Get the Ball Wahlmug. When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
by Great Seany July 5, 2016
Get the Dick in the doormug. Another, more offense term to describe a man's nutsack. The roundish, droopy skin holding two semen engines.
Brett: Saw you leave the bar with big booty Julie. Heard she gives great bj's how was it?
Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
Sean: It was great man. She serviced the shaft AND the meatbag.
by Great Seany January 20, 2017
Get the Meatbagmug.