Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.
Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?
Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.
Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.
Fefecate shit mudslide
Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.
Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.
Fefecate shit mudslide
by Great Seany January 15, 2018
A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.
Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.
by Great Seany January 14, 2016
A Ball Wahl is a term used to describe what a male actually uses a Wahl beard trimmer for - to shave his balls. Contrary to the belief that the Wahl beard trimmer is used on the face, it is almost always used to shave hair in the public area.
Joe: Hey guys, I got a new Wahl trimmer in the mail! Can't wait to shave my face!
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
Sean: That's a Ball Wahl for your nuts you don't even have facial hair.
Joe: This is true.
by Great Seany June 03, 2017
An event in which various women of all styles, sizes, and ages are offered in one location. Like your local food establishment offers an all-you-can-eat food buffet, a slutfet offers a great variety of bitches to do with as you please. A slutfet can usually found at frat houses, strip clubs, college parties, and whore houses.
Dude 1: Hey man aren't you tired of the same types of girls coming over here to party?
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
Dude 2: Yeah I think we need to have a slutfet so we can satisfy all of our cravings at once!
slut whore house rager
by Great Seany November 28, 2011