Definitions by Greasy-Mustache
Cocaine Snowman
A cocaine snowman is a man who's skin and personality are whiter than both snow and cocaine. Usually a republican who plays tennis and/or golf.
Person 1: "Hey guys, want to come with me to see that tennis match?"
Person 2: "Ugh, man you are such a Cocaine Snowman."
Person 2: "Ugh, man you are such a Cocaine Snowman."
Cocaine Snowman by Greasy-Mustache December 17, 2013