Definitions by Greasy Snake

Thrustrating

Frustrated due to lack of a good fucking

Erika is very thrustrated. She hasn't had a good stiff one in her lately. It must be thrustrating to be her.

Thrustrating by Greasy Snake April 19, 2026

The craftsman 

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

The craftsman by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

Little Scrunt 

Boy who talks like a man yet who’s balls have not yet dropped

Dont listen to that little Scrunt he’s never even been with a woman yet. Let alone have his balls drop

Little Scrunt by Greasy Snake September 15, 2023

Essentuous 

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

Essentuous by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020

babybumped 

When she claims shes pregnant just to get some “abortion money” you’ve been babybumped

Hey did you hear that bitch Mark “Knocked up” was fuckin lying about it the whole time. He got babybumped big time. And he paid for the fake abortion

babybumped by Greasy Snake February 25, 2020