Greasy Snake's definitions

The craftsman

When you get a blow job on your riding lawn mower

Toms wife gave him a blowjob while he was mowing the lawn on his new 48” sears riding mower on fathers day. The craftsman was born.

by Greasy Snake July 6, 2025

Little Scrunt

Boy who talks like a man yet who’s balls have not yet dropped

Dont listen to that little Scrunt he’s never even been with a woman yet. Let alone have his balls drop

by Greasy Snake September 15, 2023

babybumped

When she claims shes pregnant just to get some “abortion money” you’ve been babybumped

Hey did you hear that bitch Mark “Knocked up” was fuckin lying about it the whole time. He got babybumped big time. And he paid for the fake abortion

by Greasy Snake February 25, 2020

Essentuous

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020