Grant Hansen's definitions

Viglin

A retarded virgin.

For example, David Hansen or Furries are Viglins.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Soaked Balls

When your jizz blast is not strong enough to fully shoot from your cock so it just exits your japseye and dribbles down your cock and balls.

Barry: I’ve already jizzed 3 times I’m worried I’m going to get Soaked Balls if I go again

by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Salime Ranal

A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.

This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.

“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”

Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal

by Grant Hansen June 12, 2018

Spillary

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Henry Ozolins

An individual from the future made partly with cybernetic modifications. Henry is a rare specimen with a 12 inch cock. He is partners with Captain ALM in hacking

Forget the Terminator! It’s Henry Ozolins!

by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018