Definitions by Grant Hansen
Spillary
The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.
The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny
Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.
Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!
Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)
Spillary by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
Cockerang
A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Cockerang by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
Bulbuccino
A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!
Person 1: I’m so thirsty!
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
Bulbuccino by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018
Tourine Hadal
Tourine Hadal by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018
Henry Ozolins
An individual from the future made partly with cybernetic modifications. Henry is a rare specimen with a 12 inch cock. He is partners with Captain ALM in hacking
Henry Ozolins by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018
Swollen Urethra
The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.
This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
Swollen Urethra by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018
Marrie Ellen
Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.
Marrie Ellen by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018