Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.
David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!
by Grant Hansen September 09, 2018
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Cockerang

A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
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Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.
“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!
by Grant Hansen September 09, 2018
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Exo-cum

Semen with the skeleton on the outside rather than inside.
He spilled his Exo-cum all down his trousers like Don Jon.
by Grant Hansen September 04, 2018
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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
by Grant Hansen June 07, 2018
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Shit Golden

The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?

Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
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Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
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