A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!
Person 1: I’m so thirsty!
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018
Get the Bulbuccinomug. The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
by Grant Hansen September 09, 2018
Get the Grants Cum Flourishmug. The bulge of a heroic figure. If the hero was to save somebody he could get a bulge due to the heroic-ness.
by Grant Hansen October 02, 2018
Get the Hero’s Bulgemug. A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
Get the Cockerangmug. by Grant Hansen July 01, 2018
Get the Borderline Queermug. When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.
Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!
Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load
by Grant Hansen July 02, 2018
Get the Fisherman’s Loadmug. The act of shoving golden spray paint aerosols up your arse and then farting so much you shit them back out, but only after they have sprayed around in there a lot. The entire inside of your arse is golden it this stage. Next, you take a shit and it’s golden. Now you have, Shit Golden!
Dude: Fuck is that guy doing Shit Golden?
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
Bro: Nah dude he’s just- Oh wait yeah he is doing Shit Golden
by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018
Get the Shit Goldenmug.