Grant Hansen's definitions

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.

“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen

by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018

Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment

“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls”

by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.

“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.

David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.

by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018

Henry Ozolins

An individual from the future made partly with cybernetic modifications. Henry is a rare specimen with a 12 inch cock. He is partners with Captain ALM in hacking

Forget the Terminator! It’s Henry Ozolins!

by Grant Hansen June 20, 2018

Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.

David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Alfred The Mankiller

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018