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Tourine Hadal

A surplus of tourine entering the testicles at any given moment
“Wait I’m empty... let me inject my Tourine Hadal into my balls
by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018
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The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.
Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
mugGet the The Neutron Ballsmug.

Anti-Cum

Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.
“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.

David: Cum hahahahaha!
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
mugGet the Anti-Cummug.

Marrie Ellen

Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.
“Wow that chicks hot as fuck... but she’s nothing compared to Marrie Ellen
by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018
mugGet the Marrie Ellenmug.

Cum Cuesm

Pronounced: Cum Cue-sam, a Cum Cuesm is the act of a retard or viglin orgasming and cumming.
David Hansen Cum Cuesmed to Grants single hair.
by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
mugGet the Cum Cuesmmug.

Bulbuccino

A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!
Person 1: I’m so thirsty!

Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?

Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?

Person 2: ofcourse

Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018
mugGet the Bulbuccinomug.

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”
by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018
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