Grant Hansen's definitions
by Grant Hansen June 28, 2018
Get the Tourine Hadalmug. Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018
Get the The Neutron Ballsmug. Cum that has been contained in someone’s balls for such a long extent that it becomes corrupted and evil. Only bullets and fire will stop these Grant spawns.
“Grant! Don’t you dare spill your Anti-Cum! I don’t want my troops to come and blast your load again! That sounded a bit wrong.
David: Cum hahahahaha!
David: Cum hahahahaha!
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
Get the Anti-Cummug. Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.
by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018
Get the Marrie Ellenmug. by Grant Hansen August 26, 2018
Get the Cum Cuesmmug. A regular cappuccino with one twist... you cut off your bulbus and spill it into the beverage. Give it a stir and you have your very own Bulbuccino!
Person 1: I’m so thirsty!
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
Person 2: Do you want my Bulbuccino?
Person 1: Is the bulbus still afloat?
Person 2: ofcourse
Person 1: okay it ain’t gay
by Grant Hansen June 30, 2018
Get the Bulbuccinomug. The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.
This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.
by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018
Get the Swollen Urethramug.