Definitions by Grant Hansen

Quantum Splooge 

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.

(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”

Quantum Splooge by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018

Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.

Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!

Mouth Cum by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

Lumberjack Chode by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

Fisherman’s Load 

When you catch a large amount of fish out at sea on a fishing boat, one must grab one of the fish and use the fish slime as a lubricant. You then bust a nut into the ocean. This is known as Fishermans Load.

Jakub Chickowski: Guys! I jut caught a bunch of fish!

Lennon Vipond: Yes! Now we can perform Fisherman’s Load

Fisherman’s Load by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

The Neutron Balls 

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

The Neutron Balls by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

Borderline Queer 

When something is only just gay.

eg. playing fallout 4 or trying to get pussy with a polish boy.

For example, Spillary could be classed as Borderline Queer.

Borderline Queer by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

Spillary 

The act of ejaculating into another person pre existing ejaculation.

This can be interpreted as gay depending on who you ask.

The gang are halfway through a game of soggy biscuit

Ewan is the first to ejaculate because he is horny

Joe performs Spillary in Ewan’s semen.

Ewan: What the fuck bro that’s gay!

Joe: I know (rapes Ewan’s balls)

Spillary by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018