Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 09, 2021

A very underrated song by the one and only
~One Direction~
It's awesome btw, you should def listen to it.
~One Direction~
It's awesome btw, you should def listen to it.
1. Hey, Joe, have you listened to little things? It's by One Direction and it's legit awesome!
2. -What's your favourite song?
-little things by One Direction!
2. -What's your favourite song?
-little things by One Direction!
by Granny pig July 04, 2021

Tinashe’s are kind sporty girls very pretty think nobody likes them but many people do has a great personality . Kind funny smart bubbly sporty and understanding . Tinashe’s are great friends to have and even better girlfriends they are very loyal . They make you laugh a lot . Tinashe’s are generally a bit of a flirt and get a long with girls beginning with n . And end up with boys beginning with J. The best relationship with tinashes start as best friends!
by Granny pig October 15, 2019

18 months is actually 7 years, according to the popular boyband, One Direcion. After announcing their hiatus and being asked how long it would take, they said "Let's give it 18 months." And now, directioners have realised 18 months is actually equivalent to 7 years.
by Granny pig July 05, 2022

"My neighbours loved my rock music so much, they threw a brick in the window to hear it better kik!"
"It's lol, dingy, not kik."
"Mistake, sry."
"It's lol, dingy, not kik."
"Mistake, sry."
by Granny pig June 12, 2021

My dad was curt about the finished hot sauce he loved so much.
Minnie was curt as her friend tried to copy her homework.
Jenny curtly shoved the lady away, as she tried to sell her some stickers.
'Shut up!' Grady said curtly.
Curt/ly
Minnie was curt as her friend tried to copy her homework.
Jenny curtly shoved the lady away, as she tried to sell her some stickers.
'Shut up!' Grady said curtly.
Curt/ly
by Granny pig June 14, 2021

by Granny pig July 04, 2021
