Definitions by Granite State

Snarkfeud 

A friendship masquerading as long-term mutual hatred by way of snark.

Becky: let me reiterate: i hate you, Dan.
Dan: You don't hate me. You "hate" me. Don't be afraid to admit it.
Becky: Okay, fine, lol.
Dan: This is the second longest snarkfeud in my life.

Snarkfeud by Granite State February 23, 2011

o_0 

Emoticon for an intimidating, bug-eyed glare; no blinking.

Stephen: I just bought the last Harry Potter!
Jon: Everybody read that years ago, and everybody knows that at the end--
Stephen: HEY! No spoilers! Seriously. I will end you. o_0
Jon: Okay, okay, fine, calm down.

o_0 by Granite State January 27, 2011

Teach it like you preach it 

1. Apply your specific, previously revealed wisdom to the situation.

2. An interjection used to encourage a rant, diatribe, or other awesome monologue.

3. You're on a roll (in immediate conversation), don't stop!

Liz Lemon: Dealbreaker!
Angie Jordan: Teach it like you preach it, Liz Lemon!

Teach it like you preach it by Granite State October 21, 2010

Meh

An expression of of indifference or of a judgment of mediocrity; a verbal shoulder shrug.

The world: "Soccer is cool."
Americans: "Meh."

Meh by Granite State December 16, 2009

Election 

A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.

Election by Granite State November 3, 2009

Bookpooper

One who brings reading material into the bathroom for use while on the toilet.

Don't lend Gary your first edition; he's a bookpooper.

Bookpooper by Granite State September 23, 2009