Monty: "I was the other day, and i shivered! Piss went everywhere!"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
Assface: "Thats called Piss Shiver -.-"
by Grandpoop September 16, 2010
One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.
FACEBOOK:
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
by GrandPoop October 08, 2010
One who pretends to like AC/DC too impress people, when they probably dont even like there music, or have only heard "Back In Black".
Me: *walks into school with my ac/dc bag*
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
Douchebag: "Ac/dc rule!"
Me: "Name five songs.." -.-
Douchebag: "Uhhh...uhhh...Back in black?!"
Me: -.- "Another Fake AC/DC fan.."
by GrandPoop October 02, 2010
Some guy: -hears plane then looks up trying too see it- "What teh ballz?! I can hear a plane but i cant see it?! huh..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
Douche: "I cant hear anything....huhuhuhuh"
Some guy: "OMG, IM GOING INSANE! IM CRAZY, DAMAGED, BROKEN, DISTURBED, MENTAL! IM-"
Friend: "Dont worry dude, its just a ghost plane...."
Some guy: "Oh right..."
by GrandPoop October 15, 2010
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
by GrandPoop October 23, 2010
Very catchy tune to rap. Trust me, it WILL get stuck in your head.
Rap this, you wont be able to stop:
Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...
Rap this, you wont be able to stop:
Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom...
Dorothy: "Drat that girl"
Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"
Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"
Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....
Person 1: "Drat dat girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom (raps for 20 minutes)"
Person 2: " I CANT STOP DANCING!"
Person 1: "Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom Drat that girl boom boom boom....
by GrandPoop September 22, 2010
A homosexual sex game, in which one of you take out one of your testicals, and you and your partner play tennis with it, using your dicks as bats!
Steve: "Hey....up for some Testical Tennis?!" >;
Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."
Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
Billy-bob: "Heeell yayeh! I dont have any balls left though.."
Steve: "Oh its ok...I have enough balls too last us all night! You sexy beast!"
by GrandPoop October 09, 2010