Grandpa Matt's definitions

hoedache

A headache caused by hoes

These jelly grouping content-creator e-girls all bitchin' and complainin' and throwing each other the bus be given' me a hoedache.

by Grandpa Matt August 29, 2022

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

Ludenitis

Getting a red tongue and waking up with bad breath from eating too many cherry cough drops

Carrie has a red tongue and bad breath in the morning due to acute ludenitis.

by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022

uwuphoria

When things get UBER DOOBER SUPER CUTE

Adri and Zozo's stream was SO cute that viewers were experiencing uwuphoria.

by Grandpa Matt March 31, 2022

Bicutesy

Besties who kiss and hug each other in an almost bisexual or lesbian way but not quite.

Adri and Zozo are have so much fun listening to music, getting high and doing bicutesy silly stuff.

by Grandpa Matt February 28, 2022

demandosimp

A Live streaming viewer who only gives compliments and free gifts to the streamer yet demands that they do things

That demandosimp kept wanting her to stand up yet only gifted free cherries.

by Grandpa Matt February 25, 2022

emojimark

A specific set of emojis associated with a display name.

The 🎠🚀⛄🦥 streamgang was going to change their emojimark to include °☆.

by Grandpa Matt February 10, 2022