Grandpa Matt's definitions

Adminagroupie

One who spends more time making, working on, discussing, and building multiple chat groups than actually chatting in their groups

The adminagroupies made 3 more chat groups with all of the same people in them again.

by Grandpa Matt February 13, 2020

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

Ludenitis

Getting a red tongue and waking up with bad breath from eating too many cherry cough drops

Carrie has a red tongue and bad breath in the morning due to acute ludenitis.

by Grandpa Matt April 6, 2022

Triggertroll

a person who primarilly lurks in chat groups until someone posts something they can be confrontational about. They will then babble chat at that person in hopes of causing a reaction - often causing someone to leave the group.

That triggertroll lurked until Bob mentioned liking anal sex.

by Grandpa Matt April 24, 2019

coochramp

A girl's taint. The area between the vagina and anus.

I slid right up her coochramp to keep on licking.

by Grandpa Matt November 29, 2021

emonouwu

when someone says uwu in reply to something that is emo

Sadness and despair is emonouwu.

by Grandpa Matt December 27, 2021

emojimark

A specific set of emojis associated with a display name.

The 🎠🚀⛄🦥 streamgang was going to change their emojimark to include °☆.

by Grandpa Matt February 10, 2022