Grandpa Matt's definitions

heydaddy

a needy thirsty creeper lurker jerker on kik who quite often has a profile picture of a man's bare chest (most likely not his own). Will usually PM girls without permission with a "Hey" and send a dick pic 😬

That heydaddy that was just booted already sent me a dick pic.

by Grandpa Matt April 3, 2019

babbledaddy

a babbledaddy is somewhat nicer than a heydaddy in that he actually engages girls in group in generally unstimulating conversation in an attempt to gain PM access. Will often drown the chat in obnoxious compliments

That babbledaddy would not shut up about her legs.

by Grandpa Matt April 15, 2019

Triggertroll

a person who primarilly lurks in chat groups until someone posts something they can be confrontational about. They will then babble chat at that person in hopes of causing a reaction - often causing someone to leave the group.

That triggertroll lurked until Bob mentioned liking anal sex.

by Grandpa Matt April 24, 2019

Unkucky

Acceptable language for use around children. kucky

Don't be speaking unkucky around my kids.

by Grandpa Matt September 13, 2019

filibabbler

one who gets into a political duscussion and argues on how to argue

Sid let the filibabblers go at it for an hour before posting debate rules in her chatroom.

by Grandpa Matt February 7, 2020

Youngaboobler

Youngaboobler - one who thinks they are successful and more superior just because they are older than another

That youngaboobler Josephine thought she was successful even though younger Joey was by far.

by Grandpa Matt February 9, 2020

typaganger

When two people in a chat group have the same name

Matt is typing ... Matt is typing ...
Which Matt is the typaganger?

by Grandpa Matt February 12, 2020